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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

  • partner:

    you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

  • me:

    okay

  • me:

    write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

  • partner:

    oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

  • me:

    an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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